10 Things To Do While On Hold With Apple

1. Dream of the day when you pay $2k for a new laptop and it arrives ready to go, with no graphic issues.

2. Catch up on all your Facebook messages, photo comments and status updates.

3. Answer critical emails.

4. Move over, back to the PC for the time being.

5. play a little office golf.

6. Listen to some really cool tunes from the on-hold music.

7. Accidently transfer your own call to a different extension and then run to catch that line before Apple comes back to the phone. (No need to sweat, really)

8. Beg a non-existent human to pick up the phone.

9. Listen to the words of Bob Marley singing One Love, and take many slow deep breaths. Keep Belizing.

10. Write a quick and easy blog post on “10 things you can do while waiting on hold with Apple”.

 

By the way, you can apply this list to any phone call where you are on hold for more than an hour and a half.

 

HAVE THEY FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME???

TURNS OUT THEY HAD!